By popular demand, it is your treat to listen to me narrate as if you don't know what a chair is. I don't know why I felt the need to talk throughout (probably so you didn't hear me breathing, which would have been creepier, and you would have wanted to do this to me).
I think the video/time of day/lighting got most of the colors true to real (minus the bath mats, and this bothers me). But ignore the mess, and enjoy a virtual tour! Then come visit.